chonce:

lana del rey: *singing sadly* i fuck old biker men and like riding motorcycles into the hot, 1970s desert. choke me like a can of coooke like the lines you did off my tittieeees

me, not relating but pretending like i do anyway:

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shittyidea:

Talk a lot during a conversation, and then when it’s finally someone else’s turn, check your phone

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shittyidea:

Republicans taking over House and Senate

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